††KïLLĵÖŷ††'s Profile

my ideal man .... 
a man that hides hes head in the morning keeps hes mouth shut so i dont have to smell hes dog breath and keeps hes piss horn for the toilet !!!! 

mmm about me im a bytch i have hail damage in me arse, flaps u could use as a tarpolen on a wedding marquie, but plenty of potential just ask me 

Who I am is who I are,when u get to know me,you'll run real far! (not).....seriously now, I am no cow, nor a chook but man can I cook! I'm down to earth and not as corny as the above and with out sounding pathetic I'd like someone to luv.

mastabation and dreaming about haveing sex one day be4 i die 

Touch a man's mind, and you get his interest...touch his heart and you get his love..but touch his dick and you get passion beyond your wildest dreams.and once you have touched all three, you have found your soulmate for eternity!

i am a fortress, you will not penetrate theses walls i built ,you will not break me down ,for i am strong i am determined to keep your inflictions out for i am heart ! mind ! and soul ! i am me !

god made whiskey, god made pepsi, god made me so farking sexy, god mad rivers , god made lakes, god made u ....well we all make mistakes 


a peach is a peach 
a plum is a plum 
a kiss just aint a kiss without some tounge 
so open your mouth and close your eyes 
and give your tounge some exercise 
kissing spreads germs and germs are hated 
so kiss me baby im vacinated