WiseA's Profile

Used to be a stock BROKER however all my recommendations went bust. Most recently I was a CEO (corporate embezzelment officer) of a large corporation --- just left prison BUTT I did learn to dance both the sidestep and quickstep. As a result, I am now a politician and running for president in 2012. I already know how to look a person in the eye, shake hands, smile and lie all at the same time.

I love to play chest, hug babes and poach dears. Also like to read our United States history which is why my nic is Wise Abe.  It used to be Wise Ass but the latest poll suggested that an "Honest Abe" will get a whole lot more votes than a "Smart Ass".

I think a few years in the White House certainly could improve my sex life. Entirely to much group/grope sex in prison. Is cigar smoking still allowed in the oval oriface? I never impaled or inhaled butt butt poof -- did exhale once in the 70's when the nice policeman let me go. A little known fact ---- did you know LSD was legal before 1968? Upon reflection, this just may be the only thing I can still recall from the psychedelic days.

"I ALWAYS LIE" --- So to all my fellow Americans, in this our upcoming presidential election. Vote for a WiseA ---- The only HONEST liar in politics.