Quack's Profile

I waddle, quack am short and fat without hair or teeth butt at times charming as hell. Both wings were clipped years ago however the last time this bird flu chicks died for my infectious personality. Now this swine lays more eggs than hens especially in chat. As a result, I tend to flap around a lot, ruffle a few feathers and crap on an occasional parade.

Women -- I never had a clue! They sway to the rhythm and I like most men jump to the beat. Dancing and sex has been practically impossible.

Sex, Billiards, Bowling, Golf - priorities seem to change as I age. A 'Nooner" used to be a quickie now its a nap. Just thinking about sex now makes me tired. The wife is a doctor and gives me viagra through a feeding tube before sleep, I awake with a smile and she goes to the office happy. She has told me, however, the snoring ruins the mood.

"Why paddle upstream -- when you can turn just turn around and go with the flow?"

QUACK