Allison's Profile

I am .0001538 in a million!

Loyalty above all else, except honor. 

My soul was removed to make room for all of this sarcasm. 

Click your heels together 3 times and go f*#k yourself. 

Be yourself...unless you suck. 

You taste like beautiful. 

I love you with all my heart, and if that's not enough then I'll go and cut the hearts out of others and bring them to you! 

I'm not evil, I'm angelically challenged. 

I like my men like I like my coffee.....ground up and in the freezer! 

Whenever I'm feeling blue...I start to breathe again. 

Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. 

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

This kinda IS my hobby.

In the poker game of life, women are the rake. 

I'm not too good to be true...I'm too truthful to be good. 

 Jealousy is an illness, a disease. Get well soon. 

I did not wish to drown myself, I only meant to swim til I could swim no more. There is a difference. 

Sticking feathers in your butt does not make you a bird. 

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close. 

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.