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If you die and go to heaven, do you still have to clip your toenails?

Punishing the kids at the factory who aren't sewing fast enough.

Helping old women cross the street, rescuing cats from trees, opening the jar when you can't loosen the lid, and putting the seat down after I pee. Just kidding, I'm not that nice.

And if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well, so you can point that fucking finger up your ass.