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well im 6foot 1 and not very bright,some call me stupid but i like to think im more mentally challenged.i pulled this crackin wee chinese bird last weeknd took her home,we were getting comfy on her sofa her nibbling my ear when she says lets take this to the bedroom,after thinking for a few secs a said yell yeah girl lol,we were lyin in bed when she whispered in my ear hey stuey what dya fancy,a thought for a sec and said well id love a number 69,she looked at me in disgust and slapped me hard over the face and said fleck off me not cooking at this time of night,was in town today went to buy a new mobile fone,was havin a wee browse in shop when the lass asked me if a needed help,no a dont think i do,she said have you ever thought about using a dictofone,no i replied a normally just use my fingers lol

i like a bit of this and a bit of that

sleeping,sleeping around and when not doing either a like to be lazy

well a do like my winter quote although my summer jacket is rather fetching