DoubleLife's Profile

i rarely wear underwear, but when i do its usually something unusual
until you walk a mile in my shoes dont judge me for who you think i am...
i'm a nice person (unless you're a dumbass...then u need to drop dead) 
I am deathly afraid of the burger king. 
i also fear the easter bunny.
i believe quiet people are perverts. 
i love hugs. in fact, i'm a hug slut. 
i think people who call other people homos are actually the ones who are gay.. 
alpha males make my eye twitch sometimes.
i laugh constantly. i can't help it. i'm weird....but in a good way! ...sort of 
tequila makes me do things i regret.
 i don't forgive easily. so basically, if you piss me off...don't expect me to love you anymore. i hold grudges. 
one time.....oh crap....where was i going with this?

before you whisper me make sure you have a picture in your profile, preferrably one of YOU and not some crappy PSP siggy with a harlequin romance drawing of someone you dont look remotely like. I do, However, appreciate one that is funny enough to steal and use for my own. 
Oh, and Blank profiles SUCK. end of story.

strumming and plucking, fingering and fu.... oh never mind

You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don’t owe the vast majority of people shit. -unknown guy on craigslist