sherry®trifles's Profile

I'm me ... just me and happy the way I am.  If you have a problem with that ... MOVE ON.    Don't read anything else into my chatting to you.
I like witty, flirty sometimes risque men.

I like to walk along the beach or in the rain.

Listening to most types of music.  Puzzles / quizzes.

When To Start To Swear
A 7year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.  'You know what ' says the 7 year old, I think it's about time we started swearing.  The 4 year old nids his head in approval.  When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?.  'OK' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.  I'll have some of that Weetabix s**t!.  *SMACK*  He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, ' and what do YOU want for breakfast young man?.  I don't know, he blubbers, but it wont be f**king Weetabix !!.