•·•~Elfie~•·•'s Profile

Single mom of two daughters..ages 9 & 25 & a beautiful granddaughter named Teagan..who is 4 & my pride & joy. Live in Ohio. Also a BBW (everyone asks me what a BBW is..in other words...imma fat chick!). Don't like BBW's....MOVE ON! Means your a shallow person and i probably wouldn't like ya anyways. Looking for a nice man to do my laundry. I LOVE hairy chests..although its not a requirement!
Big fan and supporter of St. Judes Hospital in Tennessee...a hospital for terminally ill children.
I have learnt that you cannot make someone love you...all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I have learnt that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes....after that you better have a big willy!
I have learnt that you can vomit long after you think you are finished.
I got religion...i yell "OH GOD!" from my bedroom as often as possible. I am so gonna go to hell for that comment im sure lol

Laundry! Hate it hate it hate it!!
Hate liars, cheats, controlling people...absolutely hate them! Was in an abusive relationship for 3 years and will never date a man like that ever again! I like snugglin on the sofa watching a good movie, walking out in the snowfall, baking in the fall time, crafts, & gardening when my emphysema lets me. Absolutely LOVE hairy chests and flannel boxers. I HATE one night stands....i need two nights to see if he done it right the first time.

Playing trivia, baking, crafts. 
My main hobby right now is looking for a naked houseboy to do my laundry!

Behind every good man is a woman with a Louisville Slugger.
Im in the snapdragon phase of my life..part of me has snapped..the other part is draggin'.
Love is never having to say your sorry....just stalk the bastard down and shoot him!
Never argue with a woman..cause anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die...will kill you!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day 
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. 
I don't care if you lick windows, 
take the special bus 
or occasionally pee on yourself... 
You hang in there sunshine, 
you're frigging special.
A man's ultimate embarassment is when he runs into a wall with a erection and breaks his nose!
Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men.
Everyone brings happiness, some by coming...others by leaving. 
Never put a heart around those you love, always put a circle, because hearts get broken and circles never end.